A little Mookie

Clearly the angriest little mullah doesn't quite have control over his people. I love the fact that the cocksucking Limeys are hiding in their holes and demanding that the Iraqis take care of this. On one hand, I think the Iraqis will be able to handle it, but it would be nice to see the Limeys show just a bit of spine. WTF? Harry took it all home with him when he left? Bigger implications of this are possible. Funny watching in a sick way watching Mookie cal for non-violent protests while his boys are in the middle of gunbattles. I think he will end up in pieces.

Memo to China: oops, honest mistake because surely Taiwan would have no use for these...would they?

Senator Clinton admits, "What I meant to say was, 'After being stuck on a plane that long with Sinbad, I was praying for a fucking sniper."

Obama own little mess: "Hey guys, can I come along?"

Bush loses Texas...finally!! he will evidently get to experience Ron White's Texas Death Penalty Express lane.

I still don't know the damn sex of the newt. Two more fucking weeks of pretending that I'm certain it's a boy and calling him Elijah in the little heart-to-hearts I have with my darling wife's expanding midsection. If it's a girl, she might be a bit confused. Now this week - according to various pregnancy websites - the li'l fucker can hear. So I can say with a degree of certainty that he or she will have no problem understanding what a fart noise is given the effect his or her growth seems to be having on Mommy's intestines. We are trying to curtail our use of our favorite word lest his or her's first word be a variant of fuck. It's fuckin' hard!

Obama is a long-legged mac daddy: Brief notes on current events.

Will or won't SNL do a kit on Rev. Kill Whitey? If so, can it possibly be any better than this? I don't think so.

Hillary wants the federal government to buy up all those failed mortgages so that people can get busy leaping onto the next bubble market.

Maybe she read this report and thinks the Federal Government can flip them for a quick profit.

I wonder what political party Kwame Kilpatrick calls home? Hmm, seems like no one knows, do they? Oh, wait, wait, yep it seems that Reuters does: he's a Democrat!

The New Odd Couple!

Freedom of Speech, Islam-style.

The Dalai Lama says, "Fuck you, Mao, you commie cocksucker!" Or something to that effect.

Yeah, Babs is Of her meds...again.

Do you fear this man's invention that they call atomic power?

I am peeing myself with glee at Bammy's speech on race -that he wrote himself!! - and sad way it's being defended. Seemingly rational people are saying with a straight face that the candidate who will bring the nation together can say that white folks just don't get and can't get the black man's struggle. Well that's one way to surely bring people together, "Motehrfucker you can't never understand what it's like to be me!" If people cannot understand, they cannot learn and there will always be a division. Kinda like the one Rev. Kill Whitey preaches about. The one where the black man's always being held down by the white man. Please, please, please nominate this guy. It'll make '72 look competitive.

And with no re-votes in TSUN or the Sunshine State, this convention looks like it's gonna be more fun than a barrel of monkeys with scissors.

Too much information, too little time

Ok, with this being Board Meeting week, I was buried and couldn't do a durn thing, so forgive me my loyal readership. I'll be better next week.

The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload

The perils of using stock footage: 3 am's sleeping girl is a Bammy supporter now thst she's all growed up. I'd lik to channel Sentaor Clinton's reaction to this, "Are you fucking kidding me?" This is beyond any rational basis for comedy at this point. I mean she's talking about making a Bammy ad now. But c'mon who could've predicted that the actress in the stock footage was now old enough to decry her image being used in an ad she disagrees with for a candidate she doesn't support? It's one thing for Boston to tell Huck to stop playing More than a Feeling, but this? This is Aaron Sorkin area. I can hear Toby screaming and Sam rationalizing and Josh incredulously questioning and Leo slamming a fist down on his desk.

There's drugs in the water and there ain't a damn thing anyone can do about it! This sounds one of Jerry Garcia's 1967-era fantasies except he would have used acid, of course.

Note: anyone who thinks that acid when used above refers to a corrosive agent should leave this blog and never, ever return. I'm sorry you're too stupid to be here.

Dream ticket or merely a desperate move by Blondie to assuage the Supes that she's willing to compromise and that they should consider this before spurning her and incurring her wrath.

Belichick's a lying liar and Matt Walsh better have someone else start his car and answer his door for, oh I don't know, the rest of his life?

Check out this motherfucking joke of a bill from the House that raises taxes on oil companies not owned and run by Hugo Chavez and encourages outsourcing of energy production. How fucking stupid can these people be? I get the urge to saok the rich, but the fact is it's not the oil companies' fault the the dollar is worth a plug nickel and that oil rpices are sky high as a result. See oil is traded in dollars so when the dollar goes down the price goes up. Now who do you think is going to pay for the increase that this tax will put on the opil companies? Surely they won't charge more to make up for it? Nancy pelosi and her gang out to be forced to take a fucking econ 101 course. Except that they fully undersatnd that prices will go up just in time for the election and they can scream about Big Oil. Motherfucking cocksucking shitfaced fuckwads ass raping the American people for profit. I could respect them for doing it if they were getting kickbacks, butt his is a cynical attempt to influence an election. Fuck you, Congress. I hope it backfires in your faces and you're all forced to eat shit for the rest of your lives.

I get no kick from cocaine...ok, maybe a little one

So Bammy's campaign seems to be having trouble keeping its people - and his wife - from making really stupid comments.

First it was Susan Rice pointing out in response to Blondie's 3 A.M. ad that "They're both not ready to have the 3 a.m. phone call!" Thanks for that sound bite Susie-Q. I'm sure you won't be seeing that again anytime soon.

Then as if she had heard nothing that has been said this whole campaign, Samantha Power went out and called Blondie a monster and admitted that they "fucked up in Ohio." She has since resigned. As in since this morning!

Between them and Mishy Bamster's overt hatred of America as a mean place that has pretty much no redeeming qualities other than it's of late seeming appreciation for her hubby's ability to save it's sick and rotting soul, I think I really like our chances this fall. If Blondie wins, we've got a ready made campaign that we've been waging off and on since '92. If Bammy wins, we just let his wife and aides sink his candidacy.

And that, my friends, is why I love America!

Respect makes the empires fall

So things played out pretty much as expected for Blondie last night. She takes OH by 10 and TX by 3. The only surprise is that the Griffin family pushed her to a stunning victory in RI. From Bammy's camp you hear that this means nothing in the big picture, blah, blah, blah - but boy does he look pissed at some points in that video, huh? On her side, clearly it's now a brand new race that's going at least until April - but really it's going all the way to the convention. And I will be giggling the whole damn way.

That measn that Bammy's about to go negative in a big way. Gee, and after all that talk of this being a new way of campaigning and a repudiation of the old attack ways. Yeah, that 3am ad hurt din't it, big fella? Hey all you assholes who said it was gonna either hrut her or do no good? You're morons. But they'll never admit it.

Is Dalton really dying? Right on the heals of Jeff Healey? Ben Gazzara and Sam Elliott best watch their asses!

The Grand Canyon to get a series of enemas starting today. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this, right? Yeah, I thought not.

Yet another made-up memoir is making the rounds. I love seeing people fall for this shit. See them get all gushy over the little white bioy or girl who saved themselves from a lfie of criome or addiction only to find out that it's all bullshit. Sorry, suckas.

CFG, email me, dammit, I can't find your email address.

It's today, it's TODAY!!!!

Now we will finally get to see who's who in this democratic race. *snicker*

I'm just enjoying some of the articles and posts...

Hillary, only you can save us - from yourself

Self-pitying paleo-feminists for Hillary!

Why is Obama's skin blacker than normal in Hillary's new attack ad?

We Scream, We Swoon. How Dumb Can We Get?

The Press Wakes Up, Is It Too Late?

Obama Backers Urge Clinton to Exit if She Loses

Well, At Least It Had Wi-Fi: Clinton Campaign Sticks Press Corps In The Men's Room

Barack Obama's Halo Not Attached with Superglue

Hillary Spokesperson: Obama-Rezko Story Should "Set Off Alarm Bells In Newsrooms Across America"

Yep, like the Mickey D's ad, I'm loving it!

Now there are some folks who will assure you that this spectacle on the left is great for the Democrats' eventual nominee. They're delusional and are the kinds of people who were shocked - shocked I tell you - when Nixon won in a landslide the last time the Democrats nominated an anti-war candidate who invigorated the youth vote and was going to save the country. 1972. If you're hazy on the subject I recommend Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72 as a primer to catch you up on the catastrophe that was McGovern. The parallels are not exact, but it was a Peace Now candidate vs. an establishment candidate loathed by the youth and the left. And McGovern didn't even have a Vietnamese name that we were not allowed to ever mention.

Hallelujah for the primaries!

Now today really won't decide anything one way or the other which is why you're seeing people either begging or demanding or trying to persude Hil to drop out. Because short of her dropping out, this puppy goes until June or even September. Oh, God, please, September!!! I'll be a good boy, I promise.

One day...

So our ol' buddy Hugo seems to be getting all set to either invade Columbia with Ecuador playing the UK role in this performance. Most likely he's trying to bluster and bully and show he's the big bad guy of Lation America. I don't think he's dumb enough to actually do anything because I thinkhe realizes that Predators fly just as well down south as they do in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Big Ben gets his - to my mind undeserved - huge payday and the Jets make Alan Faneca the highest paid O-Lineman in the NFL and the hgihest paid player in Jets history. We'll see how those two deals work out. I'm not holding my breath for either of them. But the Black and Gold had an O-Line that was really for shit last year - although at least half of Ben's sacks came from his own indecisiveness in the pocket.

March 4th is do or die for the Clinton campaign. Unless it's not. But maybe it is.

Krugman of all people warns the Democrats, "Buyer beware!"

Reuters tongues Hamas' collective asshole oblivious to the fact that this act will get them killed by the very Islamists that they lionize with every toss of the salad. An old saying about the plight of that part of the world is mentioned over at Wizbang:

If the Palestinians were to lay down their weapons, there would be no more conflict. If the Israelis were to lay down their weapons, there would be no more Israel.

Now is it just me or does this little bit of Eco-terrorism seem a little too pat? Unless EFL takes credit for it, it would seem a boon to the folks who were gonna lose their asses trying to sell these McMansions in this housing market. But maybe I'm just a cynic.

Oh, can this last at least until fall? Pretty please with sugar on top?

She's on to my exclusive use of the name Elijah and demanded that I stop and accept that his name will be Abraham. I won't of course and will fight this goddamn Abraham nonsense all the way to the fucking delivery room!